I would just like to offer a hug to everyone on my friendslist who is having shitty workplace karma, whether it's your boss using your drinking straw to clean his nails, getting yelled at on your day off for missing a shift due to circumstances beyond your control, or getting fired for dropping a pan of food. You are good workers and good people who deserve better than that bullshit.

I'll just be over here being quietly grateful that the worst thing about my job is having a manager who likes to explain everything fourteen times in a row as though I am a small, retarded child.

. . .

Work sucks.